Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

Our roles are nothing more than how the times choose to cast us.

(Source: thorsodinson)

Posted 3 weeks ago

cosbyykidd:

thuglifeandhackysacks:

queeniman:

Realtor: A massacre happened in this area….300 people died..

White person: Sell me the house.

Realtor: …are you sure?

White person: I’ll pay triple.

Realtor: The pervious 5 owners have all come up missing

White person: Do you prefer cash or check?

Posted 3 weeks ago

You are a
hurricane of
a girl;

remember
to breathe
every once

in a while,
do not drown
within your
own storm.

Unknown (via sassysouthernmess)

(via cantlivewithoutliv)

(Source: stolenwine)

Posted 1 month ago

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

(Source: thevagabondmartian)

Posted 1 month ago

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(Source: billiondollarbaby)

Posted 1 month ago
unstable-wonderland:

s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen

I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart

unstable-wonderland:

s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen

I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart

(Source: madasahatter-highasakite)

Posted 1 month ago

writeroost:

scourgefur:

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

BITCH, TELL ME AGAIN WOMEN CAN’T BE MOTHERS AND WORK AT THE SAME DAMN TIME, I WILL CUT YO ASS

I have mums who bring their kids into class all the time, and it’s not a problem. Ladies got this stuff sorted

Posted 1 month ago

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

Posted 1 month ago

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

Posted 1 month ago

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

Posted 1 month ago

buzzfeed:

ATTENTION INTERNET LOOK AT THIS TINY HIPPO NAMED OLIVIA

Posted 1 month ago

1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave.

2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave.

3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave.

4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave.

5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave.

6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave.

7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.

Get up and leave // E.E  (via preciouspayne)

I am art and will be seen as such

(via ultimatebrittanay93)

(Source: be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

Posted 2 months ago

nitawhatyouneed:

BUT WHY IS NO ONE FOLLOWING THIS

(Source: nothinglikeinthemovies)

Posted 2 months ago