Posted 6 days ago

Turn Ons:

  • Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand. 
  • Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it. 
  • Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you. 
  • Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.

(Source: itskaiii)

Posted 2 weeks ago
The Colombia national team deserves the award for ‘Best Goal Celebration Dance’.

(Source: james-rodriguez)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

bearswithantlers:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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Posted 3 weeks ago

legalmexican:

thot420:

macklemorethanlikely:

youtubersz:

some of these are scary accurate 

this is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen

please
no

why

"All the feels" makes me want to feel you. BOOM

Posted 3 weeks ago

shslkittycatlady:

zanareid:

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

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I’m fuCkING SCREAMING

Posted 3 weeks ago
Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.
inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

(Source: thelovewhisperer)

Posted 4 weeks ago
Posted 1 month ago

My sister at Texas Comicon

Posted 1 month ago

No big deal….just Lumpy Space Princess headphones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

religiousmom:

"your voice is annoying"

Oh thanks, let me just pick up another voice box from the store on my way home today you piece of shit

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

robots-and-electric-sheep:

officialkarlurban:

luminousrabbitofcaerbannog:

misswallflower:

Private Bainbridge

Also known as Dean Thomas from Gryffindor.

Also known as dAMN SON

Still rockin them Gryffindor colors ain’t ya baby?

10000 points for Gryffindor!!

(Source: pastelgotherik)